Well this is just amazing stuff. I moved to NYC and I have discovered an amazing new shower technology dubbed “VTT.” Read on to find out about this exciting development!
So I arrived in NYC very excited to take my showers as I am want to do but there is something special about the showers here at my building in NYC. Basically they are enabled with a new technology called “Variable Temperature Torture” or VTT for short. While the actual technology behind VTT is extremely complicated it basically works like this: find a temperature that you are comfortable with and then your shower will AUTOMATICALLY and SUDDENLY change to a completely different temperature! Amazing! I swear you do not need to touch the dial. It will automatically swich from hot to extreme cold and then right back to lava-scorching hot! This is some neat stuff.
It was actually first discovered in a Vietnam POW camp but now it has been brought over to the states and I for one am excited. Well, enough from me, let’s hear from the inventor of the VTT shower:
Satan-”Die humans!”
Indeed! Can’t disagree with that. Well I’m off to take a shower and thus get emotionally and physically scarred. G’night and happy showering!