People graduating all over the country, quadrangles filled with thousands of cameras and proud families. For all of you graduating, congrats! Hopefully you’re onto bigger and better things.
And for all of your Commencement Speakers out there…enjoy yourself. At the very least, we got to sit in the shade while our classmates roasted in the open field.
Also, a word of advice from me…don’t forget your speech on your chair as you walk up…
